Blonde jokes football game

You give them a shampoo that says "rinse, wash, and repeat. The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute…" The blonde says, "Thanks! The waitress says "I'm blonde! And my coworker is blonde, too. Also, the lady sitting next to you is blonde as well. Are you sure you want to tell them? Artificial intelligence. One blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon? There was a power outage and eight blondes were stuck on the escalators for more than four hours.

She said, "They're for my friends who don't drink. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do.

I memorized all the state capitals. What is the capital of Nevada? There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off.

Problem solved. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

How much will you charge? The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house? She was standing on the porch. Tiny didn't know the answer. He looked around and saw that the professor was not looking. He tapped Bubba on the shoulder and asked, "What's the answer to the last question?

Two blonde fishing buddies rented a boat early one Saturday morning and headed out for a day on the lake. They both caught their limit and headed home to fried fish dinners. The next Saturday they decided to go fishing again. A wife and her blonde husband were trying to sleep, but the next door neighbor's dog was barking. This had been going on for months. Every night, the dog barked for hours, robbing them of sleep. Finally, the blonde says, "I've had enough. I'm going to do something about this.

A little while later, he comes back. Two blonde guys were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked them what they were doing. The guys helped her lay down the flagpole. Then the woman got a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and said, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Blonde guy number two shook his head and laughed. We ask for the height and she gives us the length! The owner says, "OK, then," gets four random budgies and puts them in a pet carrier. The second blonde guy gets out his wallet and pays for them. They leave with the birds. They then drive to a high cliff. The first blonde reaches into the pet carrier and takes out two of the birds. Grasping them firmly, he flaps his arms and jumps off the cliff. The second blonde looks over the cliff at his friend and says, "Dang.

This budgie jumping isn't what it's cracked up to be. A blonde guy was having a fight with his neighbor. Things had escalated to the point where it was getting ugly. One day they were both driving their cars on the highway when they collided in a huge accident.